PESTS!!!
ok REALLY WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE?I mean they are ugly and gross,they hang from everything!The tree on our yard is their favorite,but there are so many to choose from!So i researched these things…a form of a catapillar that turn into moths,yah that’s right another pest!I don’t understand their purpose either!Anyway,like i said what is it that i am talking about you might wonder?They are known as CANKER WORMS!See that must come from the word ‘CRANK-Y’..ironic or what!You think that means something?Well i would love to take revenge ‘fire and brimstone please!’…so i’ll settle for a torch!What fun!imagine….ready…aim…fire!!!Oh yahhh….yes that is exaggerating maybe even childish but…..who cares!!!
This is the way to wake up….He shares his room with his older brother,who set is alarm clock and no one got up but Landon!So climb in mom and dads bed,trample all over them includes sticking the stinky bum in the faces and then got bored so he try’s to go hunting for awhile(amazingly, did not do any damage)..so he ends up falling asleep on daddy’s tummy,all the while daddy is snoring up a storm!The day that i need to make do with what i have,he decides to poop 3 times before lunch,(not that you care to know)he then decided it would be best if he took it off for mom and then she could clean it!Oh but he loves mac n cheese just as much as his sister,although all the noodles he stabs end up in a pocket or the "clean" floor and then make sure you don’t forget to squish some into the pants-it’s the style these days,smushed yellow/orange knee patches!So why not try the books,they are not meant to be on the table,chuck them on the floor…oh dear it ripped and came apart!So nap time came,this time he comes out about three times(which usually does not happen) to get a "hug" just maybe nap time won’t be happen today!Oh and mom…"poop,poop"……. so what will the rest of the day bring?
